England V Scotland - The Comedy Show

Wednesday 8 July 2026, 7:30pm

All tickets £31.50

Members presale: Friday 19 December, 10am
General sale: Monday 22 December, 10am

EHP THEATRE COMPANY PRESENT THE BEST IN UK COMEDY IN AN EPIC DUEL OF ENGLISH COMEDIANS V SCOTTISH COMEDIANS!

‘THEY THINK ITS ALL OVER’ – NOT A CHANCE!
WHICH OF THE TWO OLD ENEMIES IS THE FUNNIEST?

LEAVE THE FOOTBALL MATCH FOR THE PITCH AND LET’S PUT THE COMEDY MATCH ON THE STAGE!!

Will the English comedians conquer your funny bones?
Will Scotland’s comedians win the audience over on foreign soil!
Join us for an amazing night of laughter and friendly banter
as we lead up to another summer of huge football disappointment – we can at least all have a laugh about it!

TEAM ENGLAND are represented by BOBBY DAVRO, FINLAY CHRISTIE, ANDY FORD & JOHN ARCHER!

TEAM SCOTLAND are led by DES McLEAN, GARETH MUTCH & PAUL PIRIE!

Get your tickets for the Match of the day!!


Pre-show meals are available for this show.
Served in the Piano Bar from 5pm. Booking is highly recommended.
Call the Box Office on 01305 783225 to reserve your table.

Important Information

Please note that while the auditorium is seated, some guests may choose to stand or dance. If you wish to do so, please move to the sides or rear so seated guests can still enjoy the show. Some performances actively encourage dancing, please bear this in mind when booking, refunds will not be issued. For safety reasons, dancing is not permitted in the front row of the circle.